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幸运昨天下午公司有员工上班迟到了,老板把他喊进办公室,一进门

老板问他:几点了?

该员工:4500多点。

老板:我是问什么时候?

员工:收盘的时候。

老板不耐烦的挥挥手,出去,出去。。。。。。。。

员工:出不去了,都跌停板了

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